Tag: EU

Musk says ‘Tesla Ich bin ein Binliner’

Brexiteers have reacted with indignation over Tesla’s decision to base its European Gigafactory in Germany.

Elon Musk, the company’s high profile founder, said that Brexit uncertainty made it “too risky” to locate the factory in Britain, despite the small army of soon-to-be-unemployed car factory workers here he could potentially have taken on.

Don’t mention the war.

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“It doesn’t count, I had my fingers crossed” says Prime Minister

In an act of political sophistication unrivalled since Machiavelli, the British Prime Minister had his fingers crossed when he posted his unsigned letter of application for an extension to Article 50.

“Well, it worked for my marriages, and pretty much every other solemn promise I ever made,” said Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, who was severely bullied for being the biggest wanker in the class – an achievement in its own right at Eton.

Fingers Crossed! Why didn’t I think of that? says Theresa