As Nigel Farage sees his glittering career finally come to end with a Knighthood and his dearly beloved Brexit, he has decided to release his autobiography.i AM SIMPLY DELIGHTED WITH THE WAY THINGS HAVE TURNED OUT
Brexiteers have burst with rage over the news that an EU immigrant “has come over here and taken our Euromillions lottery win.”You have to be in it to win it
Brexiteers have reacted with indignation over Tesla’s decision to base its European Gigafactory in Germany.
Elon Musk, the company’s high profile founder, said that Brexit uncertainty made it “too risky” to locate the factory in Britain, despite the small army of soon-to-be-unemployed car factory workers here he could potentially have taken on.Don’t mention the war.
With our longed-for, glorious Brexit finally approaching, why not celebrate in style with Chimptours’ exclusive Brexcruise? Join 28,000 other inane bigots on the slightly converted waste processing steamer HMS Albion as we tour the garlic-smelling edges our newly-hostile neighbours.A once in a lifetime opportunity to make everything a little bit shittier
In an act of political sophistication unrivalled since Machiavelli, the British Prime Minister had his fingers crossed when he posted his unsigned letter of application for an extension to Article 50.
“Well, it worked for my marriages, and pretty much every other solemn promise I ever made,” said Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, who was severely bullied for being the biggest wanker in the class – an achievement in its own right at Eton.Fingers Crossed! Why didn’t I think of that? says Theresa