Police were called to free a Mr Softee salesman, after he was trapped in his van by an angry mob.
Nigel Farage was selling his Mr Softee ice-cream, outside Rochester Castle when he was besieged by angry protesters, waving milkshakes. Apparently, the crowd had mistaken him for a politician doing a publicity stunt. Continue reading “Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob”
The Prime Minster has chaired a meeting of the COBRA emergency committee to address the new danger in frontline British politics, Milkshake.
Continue reading “COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures”
Following COBRA’s emergency ‘Milkshake Menace’ meeting, the SAS are to test Milkshakes tactical effectiveness under battle conditions.
As the number of Milkshakings have increased our brave politicians have had first-hand experience of Milkshakes offensive capabilities. The recent spate of attacks have left some rich politicians with a dry-cleaning bill running into pounds. Continue reading “SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions”
A milkshake is being treated for post traumatic shock, after it inadvertently became covered in fascist.
Whilst going about it’s daily routine, the Newcastle milkshake unwittingly became embroiled in a street altercation, as part of a protest against an individual, purporting to be a politician. Continue reading “Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist”
Thundering through the recent political gridlock, the Brexit Party is set to put the Great in Britain again.
With it’s comprehensive selection of policies, though nobody actually knows what they are, the Brexit Party is almost certainly the voice of the disenfranchised. Continue reading “The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again”
Scientists, working at the University of Life, have concluded that Nigel Farage is not The Messiah, he’s not even a vary naughty boy!
The confusion arose when Nigel pledged to walk 250 of his people out of oppression and tyranny, to the promised land of London. He’d even laid on a bus.
One noted theologian said, “No, hang on! Isn’t that Moses?”
Continue reading “He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy”