Negotiators have been drafted in, following a child’s heartfelt appeal to divorce her parents.
In an extraordinary turn of events, Brabantia-Dragonflower Napton felt compelled to initiate proceedings, when her parents refused to allow her to eat a ham sandwich, at the school picnic. Continue reading “Brabantia-Dragonflower to divorce her parents following ham sandwich row”
UKIP have complained about their treatment by social, and mainstream media. They claim they’re being bullied, intimidated and made to look foolish by people quoting exactly what they said.
“It’s not fair, people are being really mean to us. All we do is tell everyone exactly why we hate anyone who is a little bit different and before you know it, its all over social media and everyone is laughing at us. It’s very mean and hurtful.” said one kipper. Continue reading “UKIP cry “It isn’t fair when you make fun of us by quoting exactly what we said””
Finally a winner has been declared in the 2010 Hide and Seek, World Championships. The Gold Medal has been awarded to Julian from Australia.
Julian was philosophical about his win. “Obviously you train hard for this. There are long hours spent hiding under the bed or the living under the stairs. It’s serious practice and dedication to learn the art of creeping. I’ve lost track of how many nights I spent delivering boxes of Milk Tray to random women.” Continue reading “Australian wins the 2010 Hide and Seek World Championship”
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Today all England grieves for the loss of this fearless Brexiteer, ruthless money maker and top insurance policy seller five years running. Proving if you want something bad enough there’s nothing you won’t do to get there. Continue reading “RIP Arron Banksit fearless Brexiteer, interesting business man and top insurance seller”
Today all England grieves for the loss of this modern day St George, killed when his Bentley Continental hit a lorry load of gammon, on the M1.
Like many truth and justice campaigners he’d a chequered history prior to his revelation that there was money and power to be had from demonising minorities.
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon experimented with many names before settling on a something that would resonate well with the those from a more urban background. He abandoned Andrew McMaster as it was too Scottish and Paul Harris because of its connotations with the other famous Harris, Rolf. Gobby Robinson, it appears, was more in line with the names of those brave soldiers who died building the British Empire. Continue reading “RIP Gobby Robinson fearless champion of free speech and England’s saviour”