Master Boris Johnson Jr has been summoned to the headmaster’s study to explain his behaviour at Assembly. A video has been circulated on the school’s Twhats Up group showing a group of children laughing, joking and making fun of the headmaster’s intelligence, behaviour and morals.He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy
Labourite Ian Napton is suing the NHS after a blood transfusion went horribly wrong and turned him into a Tory.Out of my way scum, I’m coming through
“Signore e signori, my little boy Pinocchio has gone missing and we’re very worried. Every time he goes out on his own he gets into trouble.”It gets bigger every time he lies, what did you expect him to do with it?
Boris Johnson tried to make political capital following the recent terror attack, on London Bridge.Pinocchio Johnson inspires Chatty to make a Tee Shirt, a donation to the FRU for everyone sold
Famous detectives from all around the world have been employed to investigate whether any British Government has ever kept the promises it made in the run-up to a general election.It’s elementary my dear Watson, they’re bunch of lying bastards