Following criticism that they have failed to provide sufficient, suitable, protective equipment for front line NHS staff, the Government has announced an exclusive deal for Anne Summers to supply a range of gimp wear.oOOH! Matron, can I bring my own?
“They are just a bunch a pussies, and the title is ripe for the taking.” Said Priti.
Ms Patel will be fighting under the name Paticake, and she has promised her fans that she will send her opponents ‘back where they came from’.Do you want some? Do you?
Millions of Brits are secretly relieved that the outbreak of the Corona Virus means they can stop hugging people they barely know.
For the last twenty years the British people have been sharing a series of ever more complex bear hugs. This unnatural invasion of personal space has left millions of people feeling, dirty, confused and exceedingly uncomfortable.Just a simple doff of the cap is all you need
The country breathed a collective sigh of relief after discovering that Chris Grayling is not in the cabinet.
As Boris Johnson settles back into life at Downing Street he revealed his new cabinet. There was widespread joy after it was clear that Chris Grayling has not been offered a position within it.“THE Man’s an idiot and I should know” says Boris
Famous detectives from all around the world have been employed to investigate whether any British Government has ever kept the promises it made in the run-up to a general election.It’s elementary my dear Watson, they’re bunch of lying bastards