“Well, Jimmy! I did fuck all, absolutely diddly squat. I sat on my arse and watched box sets on the telly. In those days you had box sets for everything, you could get shows from all over the world.”Turns out when it comes doing sod all i am naturally talented
Only days into social lock-down, one ‘troubled’ spouse candidly vowed, ‘to buy any bloody golf holiday’, of her husband’s choosing, once Covid-19 had abated.He just sits there, watching old episodes of Grandstand and polishing his niblick
Following Boris Johnson’s positive test, Mark Francois is to be the next Prime Minister
Downing Street sources quickly identified the touchy-feely Boris Johnson as the super-spreader. Consequently, everyone he has had contact with has been isolated, including all cabinet ministers. Now, the search for a new leader is on.I always new my time would come, I’m ready to serve my country, where is my potato-peeler?
Prince Charles has tested positive for Coronavirus, it has been announced. Camilla is in the clear.
The couple are both self-isolating at Balmoral, Charles in the Invernessshire wing and Camilla in the Aberdeenshire wing.One is all in this together