In a bid to increase efficiency, South London Mum decides to throw the entire Christmas food shop, straight into the bin, plies each of her children with a box of celebrations, then quietly quaffs gin in the kitchen.
With our longed-for, glorious Brexit finally approaching, why not celebrate in style with Chimptours’ exclusive Brexcruise? Join 28,000 other inane bigots on the slightly converted waste processing steamer HMS Albion as we tour the garlic-smelling edges our newly-hostile neighbours.
Ryan Air Pilots have pledged to ruin summer for millions of travellers as part of their ongoing industrial dispute with management. The Pilots plan to run a full service, on time and with as little disruption as possible.
A distraught father of four, Ian Napton, “This is a disaster. I booked tickets with Ryan Air because I thought the flight would end up being cancelled. I haven’t even booked a hotel in Alicante, there didn’t seem any point.”