Brexiteers have burst with rage over the news that an EU immigrant “has come over here and taken our Euromillions lottery win.”You have to be in it to win it
Advance briefing is everything for politicians dashing from one interview to the next in the run-up to an election, and Jacob Rees-Mogg understands that better than most.
Rushing into one radio interview, he was armed only with the rationale that leaving is common sense and that people should ignore advice to remain. All good and all on-message so far. The tired old Leave vs Remain argument. An easy interview to head into.I’m a silly old nuggins says JRM
The European Research Group has announced the completion of their 3-year, £250,000 Government funded, study into Europe, all of it.
Project Leader and Chief Scientist, Professor Jacob Rees-Mogg, was suitably delighted at the successful completion of his academic paper. “We are delighted to reveal that after a series of studies, experiments and visits we can confirm that Europe is exactly what we thought it was in the first place. It’s full of Johnnie Foreigners.”sODOMY NON SAPIENS!
A bespoke armchair and chaise-longue manufacturer have chosen Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg to be the brand ambassador and new face of their company: PomPosity.
Mr Rees-Mogg shall appear in a series of televisual adverts for the company, and will ‘pose in a variety of positions’, showing off the range of products PomPosity have to offer.What! What!
Thundering through the recent political gridlock, the Brexit Party is set to put the Great in Britain again.
With it’s comprehensive selection of policies, though nobody actually knows what they are, the Brexit Party is almost certainly the voice of the disenfranchised. Continue reading “The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again”