Tag: Jeremy Corbyn

Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto

Pantomime season was in full swing at The Palace of  Westminster Theatre as the audience cried out “Nobodies behind you”.

With multiple players vying for election to the role of Unprincipled Boy in the Brexit shit-show, Mother’s Goosed, May gave her best dramatic performance yet. Continue reading “Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto”

PM completes Fallout 76 to find it’s actually Brexit

Prime Minister Theresa May has completed the apocalyptic online gameplay of Fallout 76 on her Xbox One to the shock discovery that it was in fact real-life Britain she was fucking with.

May, 62, made the discovery when things didn’t stop getting worse even though she had wreaked all the destructive chaos in her formidable, spidery arsenal.

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Sir Graham Brady has received more than 48 letters saying they no longer have confidence in Jeremy Corbyn

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House of Commons
Sir Archibald Tarquin
House of Commons Wine Bar
London
SW1A 0AA
To: Sir Graham Brady MP
Chair 1922 Committee
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA

 

Dear Sir Graham,

I find myself compelled to write you to express my complete lack of confidence in Jeremy Corbyn.
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