Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation of civil unrest after a No Deal Brexit.
Ian Napton, a Whitehall spokesman, said, “We’re all set to smuggle The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh out of town if we need to. Their destination is, of course, top secret.” Continue reading “Plans are afoot to move the Royal Family out of London if summer rioting breaks out”
Number 10 has confirmed the Prime Minister chaired a meeting of the Cobra Emergency Committee this morning after reports that a Financial Services worker, unable to commute into London due to snow, ran perilously low on teabags whilst working at home. Continue reading “Emergency COBRA meeting called after a snowbound man was down to his last two tea-bags”
In a surprising move, the renowned author, George Orwell, has come back from the dead to publish his hastily written sequel to 1984. Continue reading “George Orwell’s back from the dead with his 1984 sequel, 2019 – It’s Doubleplus Ungood”