Mike Cashley signs contract to employ the Legions of The Damned to man his stores, during the Corona Crisis.No sick pay, holiday pay or toilet breaks, its brilliant!
Sajid Javid launched a Brexit Day 50 pence piece, bearing the legend, ‘Peace, Prosperity and Friendship with All Nations’. However, Remoaners are refusing to accept the new Brexit 50p piece.Send us your money!
Ian McNapton has admitted that Burns Night is simply an excuse to fleece the gullible English.
“Och, of course it is. Fer Christ’s sake we blow bagpipes and read poetry to a bowl of mince and tatties and then we charge them £100 to eat it.”Och Aye, ye ken now but ye’ll be back!
Brexiteers have burst with rage over the news that an EU immigrant “has come over here and taken our Euromillions lottery win.”You have to be in it to win it
A homeless man was made to eat in Southend branch of Starbucks after a well-wisher forced food on him.
Ian Napton was sitting quietly outside his local Starbucks, cap on the floor and a small dog at his side when a well-meaning member of the public stopped for a chat. After a few moments, the Good Samaritan offered to buy Ian some food.Please sIR! nO mORE!