The BBC Newsnight current affairs programme has replaced their regular host presenter Emily Maitlis for being ‘too intelligent’ in dissecting the government’s handling of Dominic Cummings’ lockdown trip to Durham.Surely a big powerful man like you isn’t scared of little old Emily?
People are asked to stay at least 2 meters away from the Daily Mail and their readers.
The Government has urged people to stay alert. As the lockdown is lifted, the chances of accidental contact with The Daily Mail increase to dangerous levels.Stay Alert, Stay Away from The Daily Mail
With the worldwide lockdown curtailing almost all activity, the BBC has decided to cut their news output to 10 minutes a day.
The BBC’s Head of News said, “This is a fantastic opportunity for us to save a packet. Nothing is happening, so all we need is a bulletin that leads with ‘Corona Virus Lockdown continues’, follows it up with ‘valiant NHS Staff don’t have enough PPE’ and finishes with a heart warming story about some child from Middlesborough getting a thousand likes for his dead Granny on Instagram, before she looks wistfully at the camera and tells us that, “It’s what she would have wanted”.Thank fu&7 for that says Kirsty Wark
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