In a remarkable show of bloody-mindedness Theresa May held a press conference confirming her deal was the only deal, there’s no other deal and if everyone didn’t vote for her and let her be PM any more she’d have no choice but to carry on.
In collaboration with Lord Greystoke, she’s produced details of her Post-Brexit vision. Continue reading “Theresa May’s Guide to a Post-Brexit Britain”
Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health, has announced that the British People need to take responsibility for their own health, as the burden on the National Health Service is too great and needs reducing, before it’s sold off to The Americans.
With this in mind the DoH have released a series of App based D-I-Y Home Operation kits, which will allow hard working families to take full responsibility for their health, their treatment and their clinical outcomes. Continue reading “Department of Health launches D-I-Y Home Operation Kits”
We are sad to report the untimely demise of controversial politician and fearless Health Service champion, Jeremy Chunt.
Like may who try to make the world a better place, Jeremy had his critics. Whilst he said the NHS was safe in his hands, his privatisation plans met with strong resistance from staff and public alike.
He achieved so much that in February 2016 he topped the poll for Britain’s most disliked front-line politician. The scale of his achievement shouldn’t be underestimated given the competition, within Government, for this top honour.
Continue reading “RIP Jeremy Chunt – The MP who beat off strong competition to become the most hated Tory MP”
Colin Adams, had an agonising tooth, so he called the dentist. Not having visited the surgery for several years he was unaware of current dental charges. When he asked about the cost, receptionist said, “It’s somewhere between an arm and a leg.” She added, “The price will go up, obviously, if on further investigation, the dentist feels he needed a further week’s holiday, in Tuscany.
Continue reading “Man sells beloved family pet in order to afford a trip to the dentist”