With rapidly rising death rates, the Government are appealing to people to
delete their internet browsing histories.
As people die suddenly, families are trawling through computers and laptops, in search of accounts with money in. Much to their surprise, they’re discovering some rather sensitive material.
He searched for what?
Rumours in Whitehall are rife today the health secretary, Matt Hancock, is preparing an expletive filled speech concerning the Covid-19 crisis with people not observing the social distancing guidelines.
Look you c*&7, stay the f*7^ away
“Well, Jimmy! I did fuck all, absolutely diddly squat. I sat on my arse and watched box sets on the telly. In those days you had box sets for everything, you could get shows from all over the world.”
Turns out when it comes doing sod all i am naturally talented
The signer for the deaf at Boris Johnson’s coronavirus update press conference was accused of using sign language of an inappropriate kind today.
Boris Johnson, wanker Would you mind repeating that!
Self proclaimed super villain Perkin De’Ath was arrested after a dawn raid by anti terrorist officers, Special Branch and scientists from the chemical and biological research facility at Porton Down.
Super villain Perkin De’Ath Don’t scratch it you will only make it worse!