The Government releases details of their Great Lockdown Escape. Every home will receive a vaulting horse, wood stove and shovel.
The Cooler King
In his occasional address to the nation, Boris Johnson says that the Government wouldn’t be able to get everyone out at once.
. Some of you will have to remain locked up in lockdown You vill not escape, Englisher
As many as 300 senior citizens have been arrested in up dawn raids nationwide today by Special Branch squads.
The security services acted swiftly on the discovery of a plot to storm the Department of Health building in London and hold Health Secretary Matt Hancock hostage.
Hell’s Grannies are back and this time they mean it
The Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) has spoken out against “cheapshot journalism” following accusations that some financial firms have made money during extreme market volatility caused by the Coronavirus outbreak, while ordinary people struggle.
Sell stock, then sell it again!
Hedge funds have been accused of raking in billions.
Anyone can look after a sick person but you can make money after a 6 course lunch?
Inspired by the
those who have been impacted by the Corona Virus Lockdown, a consortium of city traders, wealthy businessmen and aristocrats have joined together to do the same. Premier League Footballers who have rallied round to help
Happy to share it! Having benefited so well from society it was the least we could do!
President Trump’s latest Twatter post celebrates Boris Johnson’s miraculous recovery and takes the credit for healing the Prime Minister.
Hey, it was nothing, I just said “Hey, God! Come on man!”
The Twat reads, “
on beating the Congrats to Boris , I knew you would. I prayed for you, so you got better. God listens to me, that’s why he made me President.” Chink Disease I fixed it for Boris, says Donald