Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening , I deeply regret that it’s necessary for me to make another public apology.
Unfortunately, they’ve made me make an unreserved apology to all those people that are not supporters of the Tory Party. It seems they are easily offended, I don’t know why, it was just a bit of bants.
But I didn’t mean it (Fingers Crossed)
Members of the House of Commons have attracted severe criticism for their behaviour during the debate, following the ruling over the Government’s illegal use of its’ prerogative power.
This led to a vitriolic debate, that lacked for sense,
decency and basic respect. Concerned that even for this august institution the
behaviour went too far, the Speaker ordered an investigation.
Raising agent, i’ll say, i’m as high as a kite!
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening , I deeply regret that it’s necessary for me to make a public apology after getting caught lying again.
Unfortunately, I have to announce that someone has discovered I’ve been a very naughty boy.
On this occasion I’d like to offer a full, an insincere apology, to The Queen/ my wife/my constituents/ the British People/The House of Commoners/ my wife again/my employer/my friends/my friends spouses/the wife’s friends husbands and finally my wife.
Be I ever so humble!