Space scientists at NASA confirmed that a large lump of rock, technically known as an ‘Asteroid’ missed the earth by a million miles. “It came nowhere near us”, said one ‘expert’.Space, with rocks in
Following the unexplained success of Mrs Brown’s Boys, the BBC is to cancel their remaining funny shows.
Programme commissioners will concentrate on re-booting tired old sit-coms, promoting non-challenging writing and aim to reflect the ‘spirit of the nation’.
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Since 2012, the country has moved on. Now people want comedy that reminds them of the good old days. In fact, we intend to bring back the Good Old Days. The reality is that from January, we will be a sovereign nation, and we must reflect that. This means delivering the racist, homophobic and sexist comedy the people want.Lord O’Mosley, incoming BBC Dictator General
The production has a working title of “Tragedy on Thin Ice” and starts Priti Patel as Flo, a Princess whose heart has been frozen by an ancient sorcerer called Quill, played by Jacob Rees-Mogg. The detail of the plot is classified as top secret, accordingly, the script has already been accidentally published on-line by an intern updating the COVID-19 weekly statistics.Skating on thin ice, starring a cast
The Chimp has discovered that a long lost Ealing comedy script has become government policy. The script was apparently rejected as a plot for a ‘Carry On’ film. But by means unknown, the draft script found its way into the hands of a political lobbying group, who mistook it for a plan and enacted it.Carry On Governing