Tag: Politics

Boris admits soldiers will die in Iraq but it's a sacrifice he's willing to make

Heroic Boris Johnson admits British Soldiers will die in the Middle-East but it’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make. albeit not personally.

“Be under no illusion, I am prepared to do anything Donald Trump wants me to do, be it selling contaminated food, giving him the NHS or allowing young northerners to die horribly, thousands of miles from home. It’s a sacrifice I am willing to make, in order to get a trade deal and because he’s my real daddy.”

Boris Johnson
Donald says of course he will still love me in the morning!
Bombs away!

Boris confirms all manifesto promises are affordable as Chris Grayling isn't in the Cabinet

The country breathed a collective sigh of relief after discovering that Chris Grayling is not in the cabinet.

As Boris Johnson settles back into life at Downing Street he revealed his new cabinet. There was widespread joy after it was clear that Chris Grayling has not been offered a position within it.

“THE Man’s an idiot and I should know” says Boris

What happens when you steal the work of @BarristerSecret?

Recently Boris Johnson tried to make political capital following the recent terror attack, on London Bridge. He did through lies and misinformation. @BarristerSecret published a detailed response showing why our Prime Minster was wrong.

Pinocchio Johnson inspires Chatty to make a Tee Shirt, a donation to the FRU for everyone sold