Tag: Post-Brexit

Brexit problem solved by having one week’s No Brexit, one week’s Soft Brexit and finally a good hard one

Ian Napton, has come up with a Brexit solution so ingenious he can’t believe no one ever thought of it before.

I was sitting in the bath, mulling things over and I had this eureka moment. I suddenly realised the answer was to give everyone what they think they want.” he explained. Continue reading “Brexit problem solved by having one week’s No Brexit, one week’s Soft Brexit and finally a good hard one”

PM completes Fallout 76 to find it’s actually Brexit

Prime Minister Theresa May has completed the apocalyptic online gameplay of Fallout 76 on her Xbox One to the shock discovery that it was in fact real-life Britain she was fucking with.

May, 62, made the discovery when things didn’t stop getting worse even though she had wreaked all the destructive chaos in her formidable, spidery arsenal.

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