Gillian Napton hand-reared Tiddles, from kittenhood. Over the years, she loved and cherished Tiddles, taking care of his every need. Most evenings Gillian would lie on the sofa, stroking her pussy. “We are soul mates, I feel I can tell him anything. I know what he’s thinking, Tiddles is my one true love.“Why couldn’t he have had an affair, like a normal man?
A community is honouring an accidental hero, for his valiant efforts, to support his neighbours during social distancing.
With his heralded golf club closed for the foreseeable, Ian Napton like many, was faced with a daunting void in his social calendar. With this in mind, his quick thinking wife Gillian suggested, that they ‘embark on studying and practising daily tantric sex.’It was nothing, what else are you going to do whilst the golf club is closed?
Only days into social lock-down, one ‘troubled’ spouse candidly vowed, ‘to buy any bloody golf holiday’, of her husband’s choosing, once Covid-19 had abated.He just sits there, watching old episodes of Grandstand and polishing his niblick
Mr and Mrs Napton, happily married for nigh on 30 years are to divorce. Matters came to a head, when quarantine rules confined them both to the house, for a couple of days.I’m going to ‘kin kill you, you bastard!
Self proclaimed modern man, Ian Napton has been left in a state of shock, after his genius idea ‘to swerve Valentine’s Day’, hugely backfired.
Napton announced his intention to abstain from the ‘commercial venture, allegedly ‘to avoid belittling’ his wife Gillian, with a show of ‘demeaning patriarchal tradition.’Of course I love you darling, it’s just I can’t be bothered to get you anything