Satan has called in management consultants after external auditors failed to find any evidence of fraud in Hell’s annual accounts.If Amazon don’t pay tax, why should I? Asks Satan
He has been a little under the weather lately. Concerns about his health surfaced when he noted his ambrosia tasted a little off. Feeling shivery with a dry cough and his sense of taste and smell is absent, Dr McCoy, G’s personal physician, has confined Our Lord to quarters, for the next two weeks.While God’s away, prayers will be unanswered, keys unfound and orgasms unsatisfied
Same-sex marriage is now legal in Northern Ireland and DUP member and church leader, the Rev Ian Napton, is absolutely outraged to find out that having a same-sex relationship is not compulsory.More cock darling? Don’t mind if I do
Sylvester Stallone has announced that Pope Francis will star as his adversary in the next instalment of the successful Rocky franchise.The Italian Stallion v The Holy Roller
The House of Commons has decided that the law of the UK should apply to all the country.
In, what is widely seen as Theresa May’s last ‘F**k You!’ to the DUP, Parliament voted to legalise gay marriage in the province. This brings Northern Ireland in line with other religious fundamentalist states such as Alabama.For God’s Sake!