Tag: Satire

Are you a funny bugger? Could you write for The Chatty Chimp?

Ever thought of writing something funny, or of a satirical nature?

Now is your chance. With the lockdown in full swing, why not have a go?

Send your story to submissions@chattychimp.co

Everyone will be read, and we will reply to your email.

There is a much longer guide to writing a satirical news story, here; Writing For The Chatty Chimp

The most important thing is to have a go.


Here are some recent stories

Start wit t’cake and then on ‘t second course

Yorkshire people are banned from London

They are easy to identify with their, pasty white skin, glum expression and ginger tinge

That’s a Chubby Unicorn!

Fantasy Theme Park visit doesn’t have a happy ending

It was pink and glittery as advertised, but the skin looked suspiciously like spandex.

Still better than Easy jet

Ryan Air launch Calais/Dover Ferry Service

Anyone refusing to pay, has the option to swim, after all, it’s a free country. What’s more, our landing points are miles away from anywhere, just like the real thing!


Nigel Farage finally gets the message

Having been rejected by the British public at seven previous General Elections noted self-publicist, Nigel Farage has decided not to stand in the upcoming vote.

“I looked at it and decided, nah! I won’t bother this time. Of course I’m not worried about being rejected for the eighth time. Anyway, I’ve got more than enough work not to be getting on with, in the European Parliament. Frankly the pay, benefits and lunches are much better in Brussels.” Said Nigel.

Nigel picks up his soap box and trots off

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought, “I can do better than that”

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

Part of our remit is to give new writers an opportunity to have their work published. There are many very funny and clever people out there, who just need a nudge. We are offering a gentle push into writing. Continue reading “Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought, “I can do better than that””

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

We specialise in giving new writers an opportunity to have their work published.  Continue reading “Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?”

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

We specialise in giving new writers an opportunity to have their work published.  Continue reading “Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?”