Tag: Satire

Nigel Farage finally gets the message

Having been rejected by the British public at seven previous General Elections noted self-publicist, Nigel Farage has decided not to stand in the upcoming vote.

“I looked at it and decided, nah! I won’t bother this time. Of course I’m not worried about being rejected for the eighth time. Anyway, I’ve got more than enough work not to be getting on with, in the European Parliament. Frankly the pay, benefits and lunches are much better in Brussels.” Said Nigel.

Nigel picks up his soap box and trots off

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought, “I can do better than that”

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

Part of our remit is to give new writers an opportunity to have their work published. There are many very funny and clever people out there, who just need a nudge. We are offering a gentle push into writing. Continue reading “Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought, “I can do better than that””

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

We specialise in giving new writers an opportunity to have their work published.  Continue reading “Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?”

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

We specialise in giving new writers an opportunity to have their work published.  Continue reading “Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?”

Fancy writing for Chatty? Got something funny to say ?

The Chatty Chimp is an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

We love to welcome new chimps to the zoo. Our aim is to give new writers a platform to see their work published.

If you fancy giving it a go, we will be kind and encouraging.

Send us up to 250 words, in some form of meaningful order.

As for fame, fortune and what not. There really isn’t any. We’ve no income, we’re not operating on a commercial basis so paying anyone isn’t currently an option. You will get our endless thanks.

In a silly world like ours sometimes the only weapon we have is laughter.

Email your story to : submissions@chattychimp.co

You can find helpful hints on sending your story to The Chatty Chimp, here; Writing for The Chatty Chimp.