Tag: Saudi Arabia

Could someone please pass this on to Piers Morgan, it was incorrectly delivered to our office?

There has been a bit of confusion at the Royal Mail. This personal invitation to Piers Morgan was incorrectly delivered to our office.

It seems that the Saudi’s have been getting advice on how to restore their world wide reputation, following the Jamal Kashoggi incident. They have decided to invite another internationally renowned reporter to the Saudi Arabian Consulate in Istanbul, for a personal interview. Continue reading “Could someone please pass this on to Piers Morgan, it was incorrectly delivered to our office?”

Saudi Arabia has been very naughty resulting in some harsh tutting from the British Government

Those naughty scamps in Saudi Arabi have been very naughty boys. This time the charming little fellows have been caught out in a game of hide and seek. A reporter, Jamal Kashoggi, who has been very critical of the Saudi’s is still missing.
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British Company wins contract to supply wood, hammer and nails for Saudi Arabian Crucifixions

The Department for Trade and Industry have announced a potentially lucrative, post-brexit, trade deal with Saudi Arabia. DTI officials triumphantly announced the multi-pound deal will open up the lucrative Saudi Arabian weapons and torture market to British companies.

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