“It was a serendipitous discovery, we were looking at creating a new vaginal douche and had been experimenting with scents based on the odours of celebrities, Gwyneth, Jim Davidson and Piers Morgan as examples.It must work, have you seen a vampire?
Met Office plans to upgrade their weather forecasting technology by rebooting Stonehenge.
The current IT system, at Weather Towers, has become obsolete so the Met Office has looked for other cost-effective method for mis-predicting the weather. An initial quote of £1.2B for a new supercomputer was discounted as too expensive. One novel approach was to reboot Stonehenge.The stone is wet, it must be raining!
Social scientists at Credulous College are baffled as to why the first Monday in February should be the day most people call in sick. It has become known as National Sickie Day.
Data analysis has revealed that across the country hundreds of thousands of people declare the day a write-off and take to their beds.I think I’m coming down with something, No, I’ll be alright tomorrow
Following the success of her Lady Garden scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow has announced a partnership with Greggs the Bakers to produce a range of fragrant muffins.
The muffins will release a scent based on Ms Paltrow’s unique biology and are described as having a fresh, yeasty flavour.Nom, Nom, Nom I love the taste of muff