Tag: Sexy

EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist

The best-selling hair colour brand, used by millions of men has been banned as sexist.

Under EU anti-discrimination rules the hair dye is considered to be insulting and demeaning to those who are not Men, those who aren’t sure if they are Men, Men who want to be Men, Women who want to be Men, Women who want to be Women but look like Men, Women who want their Men to be Men and Women who want their Men to be someone else.

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New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes

Concerns are growing amongst the group dubbed ‘new men’, that their partners have rumbled their inner Neanderthal nature.

Psychologists have defined this internal world as their sub-conscious ‘Benny Hill’. Now women have rumbled their little game and are not happy about it. Awkward questions have been raised. Continue reading “New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes”

La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women

France was thrown into an identity crises, when one of their stereotypical celebrities admitted he was unable to satisfy women. He admitted to finding sexy, confident, intelligent and beautiful women to be too intimidating.

Quelle surprise! Tell us something we don’t know.” admitted Frenchwomen everywhere. Continue reading “La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women”