Anthropologists have been called in by Black Rod after the discovery of an isolated tribe of SpAds (Special Advisers) living in the Palace of Westminster. The discovery happened accidentally after builders discovered a previously unknown complex of rooms in the basement of the building.
They have evolved their own brand of Gibberish
Government officials are evaluating an initiative to break up illegal lockdown parties and also get out of work musicians earning again.
One, Two, Three…
Following a humiliating defeat to the 7-year-old Tic-Tac-Toe wunderkind, Billy-Bob Napton, The President reacted badly.
I get extra points for being so good, says El Presidente
Experts confirm that the internet cannot be broken by a packet of plastic stick-on hooks, not matter how good the VFM.
Toshitone Industries make the spectacular claim on Facebook. They say that the internet is going so wild for yellow plastic hooks that you can stick on to a flat surface with double-sided sticky tape, that it is broken!
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People are asked to stay at least 2 meters away from the Daily Mail and their readers.
The Government has urged people to stay alert. As the lockdown is lifted, the chances of accidental contact with The Daily Mail increase to dangerous levels.
Stay Alert, Stay Away from The Daily Mail