Only days into social lock-down, one ‘troubled’ spouse candidly vowed, ‘to buy any bloody golf holiday’, of her husband’s choosing, once Covid-19 had abated.He just sits there, watching old episodes of Grandstand and polishing his niblick
“They are just a bunch a pussies, and the title is ripe for the taking.” Said Priti.
Ms Patel will be fighting under the name Paticake, and she has promised her fans that she will send her opponents ‘back where they came from’.Do you want some? Do you?
Britain has admitted that the Coronavirus outbreak is really serious now that a football match has been cancelled. Manchester City will now play Arsenal at a later, less diseased, time.
Until now, with so few people actually dead in Britain, Coronavirus has merely been a tremendous excuse not to go to work, but the rearrangement of a Premiership match has shifted the public compass.Of course it’s serious, we’ve had to delay kick off!
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which ended in a humiliating 0-3 defeat, and exit from The Champions League.
The club said that following recent results, and the managers style of play, it was only fair to protect the fans from having to watch the team.It was the kindest thing we could do
Boris Johnson has once again been involved in some blue cheese thinking. Following a particularly heavy dinner, he had a dream showing him how to solve the countries flooding problem.
Britain is to be turned into the Boris Island Waterpark!Welcome to the Boris Island Waterpark