Tag: Tax

Only Money Matters

In the clearest message yet to Government, business has confirmed that it cares only about money and the environment can go hang.

Glib messages on corporate websites about social and environmental responsibility have turned out to be bollocks and, with uncertainty around the corner blamed on Brexit and the Government’s piss poor handling of the negotiations, big businesses want the world to know that Only Money Matters. Continue reading “Only Money Matters”

RIP Arron Banksit fearless Brexiteer, interesting business man and top insurance seller

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Today all England grieves for the loss of this fearless Brexiteer, ruthless money maker and top insurance policy seller five years running. Proving if you want something bad enough there’s nothing you won’t do to get there. Continue reading “RIP Arron Banksit fearless Brexiteer, interesting business man and top insurance seller”

Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA

Our Monkey Business team have been looking at FB’s announcement that Mr Z will have to pay, HMRC, Three Times as much in Tax Revenue this year, and they’ve declared ‘Shenanigans’.

Apparently FB has been saddled with a massive tax liability of absolutely bugger all, which after deductions, credits, re-calculation, appeal and an allowance for death will be reduced to f**k all. Continue reading “Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA”

Heads to roll at Amazon after receiving a £1.7 mill tax bill

Heads are expected to roll at the UK division of Amazon after an undetected internal accounting error meant that the company has become liable for UK Corporation Tax of £1.7m.

The company, which would have beaten Apple to the crown of “first $1trn company” nine years ago if it hadn’t been for its merciless tax mitigation department, is still ranked less profitable in the UK than Toys R Us, Maplin and Aunt Emily’s Corner Shop in Devizes.

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