Tag: The Royal Family

Top Shop live up to their name with their new catalogue

Top Shop, this week, reveal their revolutionary new lines. Under the guidance of the exciting young designer, Tara Tara, they have revolutionised their range and gambled on significant changes in fashion.

Mayanna Schmidt, Top Shop’s social media liaison and key influencer, said, “Over the last couple of years we’ve seen that nationalism, patriotism, the military and the super-rich privileged elite have become on trend. Our new range reflects these changes in key social values.”  Continue reading “Top Shop live up to their name with their new catalogue”

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings

East Sussex County Council have revealed that the new home, of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. is a two-bed maisonette on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings. It’s situated within handy walking distance of the seafront, local shops, major bus routes and there’s a thriving nursery around the corner. It comes with it’s own car-parking.

Charles Boniface said, “It’s a great honour for Sussex, to have Royalty living amongst us. The Prince was very clear that he wanted to live amongst his people.” Continue reading “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings”

Royal Baby Name betting favours James for a boy, Diana for a girl with Fergie an outside chance at 50/1

As the country digests the news of a new ginger Royal child, bookmakers have installed James and Thomas as joint favourite names in the event that it’s a boy. “There’s a long tradition of a nod to the names of previous generations in most families, so it doesn’t seem unreasonable that one or other of the grandfathers should see their name handed down,” said a spokesman for Paddy Power. “And if it’s a girl, the early money is on Diana, although of course, we like Fergie at 50/1.” Continue reading “Royal Baby Name betting favours James for a boy, Diana for a girl with Fergie an outside chance at 50/1”

Trendsetters latest must have accessory is a ginger baby

Following the announcement that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are expecting a baby next year the  newest, trendiest must have accessory is expected to be a ginger baby.

Trendsetters and influencers are predicting a marked increase in the desirability of gingers. Social media expects the new Royal Baby to be ginger, with those who have no understanding of biology claiming ‘if you have a red-haired father, you have red-haired children’. Continue reading “Trendsetters latest must have accessory is a ginger baby”

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