Tag: The Royal Family

Prince Andrew’s disastrous appearance on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Last night, the under-fire Prince Andrew appeared on ITV’s ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’. His spokesman said “We thought it would be a good way to get his message across, build popularity with the people and be easier than an interview with that awful Emily woman.”

He did it, defo, says audience

Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation

Prince Andrew’s personal protection squad has been withdrawn after terrorists claim he’s too toxic to bother with.

The Security Services provides personal protection when members of the Royal Household are considered ‘at risk’ from terrorist groups, or unstable members of the public. If an attack emanates from within the Royal Family they are, traditionally, left to their own devices. 

Why does nobody love me anymore?