Tag: Theresa May

DWP Punishments revised to include lines, fagging and giving up teddy

Punishment with lines and a cap

The Government are to soften their hard-line punishment of benefit claimants.

Benefit claimants faced serious financial penalties for minor infractions of the system. This led to people calling the Government some very nasty names. Stung by this criticism, and faced with a General Election, the cabinet have decided to relax the rules. Continue reading “DWP Punishments revised to include lines, fagging and giving up teddy”

Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace

Delay means holiday in Provence
The latest Brexit delay finally produces something our politicians can agree on, six weeks in Provence during the summer is eminently agreeable.
Members of the ERG, moderate Tories, Lib Dems, the Scottish lot and even The Speaker rushed online in the middle of the night to secure their preferred gite and ferry crossings as the Brexit deadline was extended to 31 October. Labour members booked their usual week in Scarborough.

Continue reading “Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace”

For Sale; Britain, one careful lady owner and a sh*t one

For Sale, one careless lady owner

Great Britain has been bought on eBay for £10.50, by a Mr D Trump of Orange County, Florider.

The Advert read; For Sale; One country, slightly soiled, leans a bit to the right, dodgy runner. Feels a bit unloved and uncared for. She was an absolute stunner in her day. One careful lady owner for the last 65 years and a shit one for three. Nice retirement project for a handy pensioner who can fix things. Buyer collects. Continue reading “For Sale; Britain, one careful lady owner and a sh*t one”

Jean-Claude, it’s not Theresa again, is it?

Jehovah's Witness at the EU door
It’s ok Michael, its only a Jehovah’s Witness. Come in, for a terrible moment we thought it was Theresa

The Origins of the Jean Claude cartoon

The idea for this cartoon came from Theresa May, repeatedly flying off to meet the EU in the hope of a miracle. The frustration from the EU was very clear. Being as welcome as a Jehovah’s Witness was a simple connection to make. 

We did consider, Electricity Company canvassers, Local Councillors, Charity Bag collectors, kleeneeze and Avon distributors before settling on Jehovah’s Witnesses. 

We don’t publish many cartoons on the site, it’s an art form we are keen to promote. So, if you have a funny cartoon, image or even a meme send it to pictureed@chattychimp.co

This is the first cartoon from Hastings based artist Andy Harston. You can find more of his work at; https://www.facebook.com/andrewharstonart/

The Chatty Chimp is owned and operated by Chattychimp Ltd