Lawyers acting on behalf of the new born son of Carrie Symonds are demanding a paternity test in the hope it can be proven that Boris Johnson is not the father.He’s not my Daddy!
Well, what ho! Hey! What what! no one expected that.
Absolutely brilliant, what a night. Best night of action I’ve had since I stayed at Jennifer’s. Brilliant. Yes, ho-hum, well, we nearly won, we almost made it. Now some words. Yes.Well, that was fun, let’s do it agaiin!
Labourite Ian Napton is suing the NHS after a blood transfusion went horribly wrong and turned him into a Tory.Out of my way scum, I’m coming through
A Boris Johnson fact-checker has been signed off sick due to overwork.Tish, tosh and piffle