Finally a winner has been declared in the 2010 Hide and Seek, World Championships. The Gold Medal has been awarded to Julian from Australia.
Julian was philosophical about his win. “Obviously you train hard for this. There are long hours spent hiding under the bed or the living under the stairs. It’s serious practice and dedication to learn the art of creeping. I’ve lost track of how many nights I spent delivering boxes of Milk Tray to random women.” Continue reading “Australian wins the 2010 Hide and Seek World Championship”
In the TV scoop of the century, ITV have signed up Idris Elba to move into Coronation Street.
With Idris’s schedule suddenly clear after a two year stint, not playing Bond, ITV were quick to capture the world’s sexiest man. Continue reading “Idris Elba moves into Coronation Street”
Blue Peter have launched their biggest appeal yet, to save the endangered species, Great Britain.
So extreme is the crisis, that the sticky-backed plastic entrepreneurs, have offered not only a Gold Blue Peter badge as a prize but unrestricted access to the House of Commons and a lifetime peerage, as well. Continue reading “Blue Peter appeal to save Great Britain from extinction”
While the political classes are spending their every waking moment trying to fathom what might happen next with Brexit, the people who actually voted for the damn thing are pondering an entirely different problem.
Why do you hardly ever see money change hands in the pub in Coronation Street? Continue reading “Coronation Street, where everyone drinks for free”
The Met Office has welcomed its favourite time of the year when temperatures plummet, the television weather forecasts are overlaid on some nice photos of sharp blue skies and the viewers pay attention for once at the first mention of snow in the hope of not being able to go to work. Continue reading “Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl”
After an almost unbearable wait, details, teasers and some gratuitous nudity from the final season of Game of Thrones, have been released.
Apparently, the latest series of GoT will feature some big men fighting with swords for no other reason than they make a nice clanging noise and easily fill five minutes of screen time. Continue reading “Details of the latest series of Tits and Dragons announced”