Prince William calls for the working class to be more diverse by ensuring that entertainment industry awards reflect wider society. Without any hint of irony, the Prince castigated the audience for holding an award ceremony to reward rich white folks with limited talent.You’ve got to let in more of them!
“I just wasn’t being honest with myself, my family and friends, or the public. I’ve known about this for some time now. It’s time to admit to everyone that although I’ve been on television for 27 years, I’ve contributed nothing of any significant cultural value.I admit it, I’ve done nothing of any cultural value in 27 years on TV!
The Government has announced that it is to stop appearing on any programme that asks hard questions.
Apparently, politicians are upset that journalists ask them questions about their jobs, areas of responsibility and running the country. “It’s not fair, I appeared on Radio 4 to talk about my cats and the presenter asked me lots of questions about Brexit, well, I couldn’t answer any of them, it was very embarrassing.” said one cabinet minister.You’re being mean to me!
Following on from the surprise hit, The Masked Singer, other channels have been quick to follow suit.
CPhwoar has just announced their celebrity scratch and sniff show, Phew! Do I think you Ahh!CAn you smell what it is yet?