Tag: University

Couple’s rejuvenated sex-life ruined when their son comes home from university

Ian and Gillian Napton were devastated when their son, Oliver, returned from University.

When their pride and joy left the nest, for a three-year degree course in Livestock Management at Aberystwyth University, they were naturally disappointed. However, their sadness was short-lived once they discovered the joys of an empty house.

Bye son! Don’t forget to write!
Give it to me big boy!
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Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists

Scientists, working at Cretinous College, Camford, have solved one of science’s greatest mysteries, Why is chocolate milk brown?

After a series of trials, much money and a completely fortuitous observation by one of the cleaners, scientists confirmed that chocolate milk gets its colour from Brown cows.  Continue reading “Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists”

University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee

The three year degree course will cover all of the key jobs, and skills, currently undertaken by economic migrants; Fruit-Picking, waiting tables, home and office cleaning, coffee server, caring for the elderly, hospital porter, taxi-driver, hod carrier and sex worker. Continue reading “University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee”