Ian and Gillian Napton were devastated when their son, Oliver, came home from University for the Xmas holidays.
When their pride and joy left the nest, for a three year degree course in Livestock Management at Aberystwyth University, they were naturally disappointed. However, their sadness was short lived once they discovered the joy of having an empty house. Continue reading “Couple’s rejuvenated sex-life ruined when their son comes home from university”
The three year degree course will cover all of the key jobs, and skills, currently undertaken by economic migrants; Fruit-Picking, waiting tables, home and office cleaning, coffee server, caring for the elderly, hospital porter, taxi-driver, hod carrier and sex worker. Continue reading “University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee”
Worried that you may not have invested your entire disposable income for the next two decades in the right university course? Take this simple quiz to find out: Continue reading “The Chatty Chimp Good University Guide”