Ian and Gillian Napton were devastated when their son, Oliver, returned from University.
When their pride and joy left the nest, for a three-year degree course in Livestock Management at Aberystwyth University, they were naturally disappointed. However, their sadness was short-lived once they discovered the joys of an empty house.
Bye son! Don’t forget to write! Give it to me big boy!
St Credulous College are offering a 3 year degree course in Game of Thrones. The prestigious university has taken this unusual step in order to address criticism that it wasn’t admitting less able students, from poorer backgrounds.
Continue reading “St Credulous College is to offer a degree in Game of Thrones”
Scientists, working at Cretinous College, Camford, have solved one of science’s greatest mysteries, Why is chocolate milk brown?
After a series of trials, much money and a completely fortuitous observation by one of the cleaners, scientists confirmed that chocolate milk gets its colour from Brown cows.
Continue reading “Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists”
The three year degree course will cover all of the key jobs, and skills, currently undertaken by economic migrants; Fruit-Picking, waiting tables, home and office cleaning, coffee server, caring for the elderly, hospital porter, taxi-driver, hod carrier and sex worker.
Continue reading “University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee”
Worried that you may not have invested your entire disposable income for the next two decades in the right university course? Take this simple quiz to find out:
Continue reading “The Chatty Chimp Good University Guide”