Tag: University

St Credulous College is to offer a degree in Game of Thrones

St Credulous College are offering a 3 year degree course in Game of Thrones. The prestigious university has taken this unusual step in order to address criticism that it wasn’t admitting less able students, from poorer backgrounds. Continue reading “St Credulous College is to offer a degree in Game of Thrones”

Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists

Scientists, working at Cretinous College, Camford, have solved one of science’s greatest mysteries, Why is chocolate milk brown?

After a series of trials, much money and a completely fortuitous observation by one of the cleaners, scientists confirmed that chocolate milk gets its colour from Brown cows.  Continue reading “Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists”

Couple’s rejuvenated sex-life ruined when their son comes home from university

Ian and Gillian Napton were devastated when their son, Oliver, came home from University for the Xmas holidays.

When their pride and joy left the nest, for a three year degree course in Livestock Management at Aberystwyth University, they were naturally disappointed. However, their sadness was short lived once they discovered the joy of having an empty house. Continue reading “Couple’s rejuvenated sex-life ruined when their son comes home from university”

University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee

The three year degree course will cover all of the key jobs, and skills, currently undertaken by economic migrants; Fruit-Picking, waiting tables, home and office cleaning, coffee server, caring for the elderly, hospital porter, taxi-driver, hod carrier and sex worker. Continue reading “University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee”