Tag: USA

Weinstein tests positive and begins 23 years isolation

Following his positive test for Covid 19, former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has gone into isolation for 23 years.

“It’s a long period to stay indoors,” a spokesman for the movie mogul said, “but the government is taking a strict stance on these things, and it’s the right thing to do. He’s receiving regular visits and being spoken to through a steel door. Neighbours are bringing him his meals, too.”

The neighbours are looking out for him!

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)

Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s)

Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately held a mentally ill person who would’ve done it anyway, responsible. And he was probably (insert specific non-white ethnicity, gender or sexuality), wasn’t he?

More Thoughts and Prayers

The Scooby-Doo Gang clear the Creepy Old Amusement Park Owner

After deciding to stop off in Washington to look at The White House the Scooby-Doo Gang got involved in another adventure.

Donald J Trump, the Creepy Owner of Uncle Sam’s Amusement Park, had been charged with being ‘a very bad man’. With his reputation in ruins and his golf club membership revoked, it looked as though he was going to spend the rest of his days in jail. However, at his trial, he was sensationally cleared by Scooby and the Gang.

What? What do you want me to do?
What?! Wadd I do?