On Saturday Donald Trump held a rally for the The Silent Majority, the Choir Invisibule, and Absent Friends. The event at the BOK Center in Tulsa was massively oversubscribed, drawing a host of millions.Many of you have travelled more than 24 hours to be here
County Councils and privately run fitness centres across the UK are cock-a-hoop about the discovery of Brian Douglas turning into a superhero from consuming large amounts of imported American chlorinated chicken.Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Super Chlorine Man!
Following his positive test for Covid 19, former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has gone into isolation for 23 years.
“It’s a long period to stay indoors,” a spokesman for the movie mogul said, “but the government is taking a strict stance on these things, and it’s the right thing to do. He’s receiving regular visits and being spoken to through a steel door. Neighbours are bringing him his meals, too.”The neighbours are looking out for him!
American financial markets gained ground as Donald Trump led a communal prayer meeting to tackle the Corona Virus.
“As long as it doesn’t cost money, I’ll leave no stone unturned in our nation’s fight against the Corona Virus.” Said Mr Trump.I beseech the oh Lord, show this sinner how to use a hankie!