Met Office plans to upgrade their weather forecasting technology by rebooting Stonehenge.
The current IT system, at Weather Towers, has become obsolete so the Met Office has looked for other cost-effective methods for mis-predicting the weather.
is too expensive, hence the Stonehenge reboot. At a cost of £1.2B, a new supercomputer The stone is wet, it must be raining!
saw heavy falls of Snowflake in middle England, Scotland and The Home Counties. Brexit Day
The Met Office were caught out by yesterday’s heavy fall of Snowflake. This was especially surprising as the air temperature was a very respectable 10 degrees.
Heavy falls of Snowflake in Islington There, there, dry your tears!
A middle aged woman has sparked outrage, as she ‘
failed to participate in generic bemoaning of the heatwave.’
In an act which has been described as, ‘
quite frankly defiant and un-British’, Gillian Napton continued with her everyday duties, in an ‘ unflappable’ manner. Keep cool and carry on!
This weeks winter Atlantic storm, was originally named Freya and it was expected to bring a sense of mild depression, together with bouts of heavy rain and high winds to all parts of the UK.
Unfortunately, the low pressure at the centre of the storm, has deepened, bring risk of substantial and prolonged depression to all areas of the country. With the increase in storm severity, it has been upgraded to catastrophic and renamed Storm Grayling.
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