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Brabantia-Dragonflower to divorce her parents following ham sandwich row

Negotiators have been drafted in, following a child’s heartfelt appeal to divorce her parents.

In an extraordinary turn of events, Brabantia-Dragonflower Napton felt compelled to initiate proceedings, when her parents refused to allow her to eat a ham sandwich, at the school picnic. Continue reading “Brabantia-Dragonflower to divorce her parents following ham sandwich row”

Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day

A controversial decision, relating to a school summer sports day, has vexed an enlightened  vegan couple.

Having successfully won their campaign to ban competitive children’s events, Olivia and Leaf Napton were outraged to discover the annual non-gendered Ovoid and Spoon race had been cancelled too. Continue reading “Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day”