Tag: Writing

Are you a funny bugger? Could you write for The Chatty Chimp?

Ever thought of writing something funny, or of a satirical nature?

Now is your chance. With the lockdown in full swing, why not have a go?

Send your story to submissions@chattychimp.co

Everyone will be read, and we will reply to your email.

There is a much longer guide to writing a satirical news story, here; Writing For The Chatty Chimp

The most important thing is to have a go.


Here are some recent stories

Prebook your place today!

Lorry drivers can pre-book their own space in the Brexit traffic jam

If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you’ve booked your slot, you don’t actually need to be there.

Widow Wanky in the Government Panto

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the sneakiest one of all?

Under the rule of six, the dwarves are cut down to five; Gropey, Dunc, Baleful, Sleazy and Creepy.

Hang on, be with you in a moment!

Three of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse are in quarantine

Corona Virus pandemic has forced three of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse into self-isolation Death, however, is still at work.


Fancy having a go at writing something for The Chatty Chimp?

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. We write stories about life in the Monkey House.

Our platform is open to both new and experienced writers. It is there to urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard and in 250 words or less, tell us something we hadn’t thought of.

Come on, give it a go! What’s the worst that could happen?

Fancy having a go at writing something for The Chatty Chimp?

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. We write stories about life in the Monkey House.

Our platform is open to both new and experienced writers. It is there to urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard and in 250 words or less, tell us something we hadn’t thought of.

Come on, give it a go! What’s the worst that could happen?

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought, “I can do better than that”

We are an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

Part of our remit is to give new writers an opportunity to have their work published. There are many very funny and clever people out there, who just need a nudge. We are offering a gentle push into writing. Continue reading “Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought, “I can do better than that””