Edinburgh has been destroyed in a thermonuclear explosion, a Glasgow man plans to murder slow-walking London commuters, Brexit is a f*$!ing circus and we’re in the cheap seats, and The Beatles were a Soviet conspiracy.
Scotland has packed its bags and is leaving the UK House, following a row about living arrangements. Donald Trump plans to build a hotel and golf course on the moon. The Beatles Yellow Submarine is to be refitted as a Trident Nuclear Sub and a lazy Scottish Tourist has been arrested for having a snack on the steps of the Ministry of Defence.
UK Prime Minister and former NASA Astronaut, Boris Johnson is accused of lying. Former speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, reveals his show business plans. An American Tourist catches a rare disease from a London Phone Box and a Dr Who fan has a moan about his local phone box being used to sell CBD.
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