Tempted by riches beyond compare and the glory of finding the next big thing in over-priced, pretentious gastronomy; fast-food vendors, pop-up restauranters and panhandlers have been making their way to the Scottish Highlands in search of the fabled Golden McNuggett.Aye, it’s every bit as delicious as they say. You’ll have another slice of square sausage, will ye not?
In an unexpected turn of events, Prince Andrew is now the favourite to become the next prime minister.
“It’s obvious,” voter Ian Napton, told us. “He’s more trustworthy than Boris Johnson.”the Grand Old Duke of York he had 10,000 … well let’s not get into that
Everton FC, after days of speculation, finally dumped Marco Silva this week following a humbling 5-2 loss in the Merseyside Derby.
Just forty-eight hours later, the club has announced his replacement, the result of an ‘exhaustive’ search (aka, ringing up Rafa Benitez and being told to piss off).Look, stop coparing us to Liverpool, we are just not that good!
“And on this week’s Celebrity Countdown, we have Jeremy from North London. Playing him is Boris from Somerset. Welcome gents, and Boris, get us underway with your choice of letters, please.”Jeremy, I know he is but You can’t use that four letter word I’m afraid
Top American comedian, DJ T takes the World comedy scene by storm.
Jokemeister, Donald J. Trump, aka DJ T, recently opened a comedy show for NATO leaders in London, and boy ! was he on fire!It’s the way I tell ’em